Quotes for Howard's mother - Mrs. Walowitz

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This page is a collection of Quotes for Howard's mother by big bang theory fans!!

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The Quotes for Howard's mother



Big bang theory S02E16
Howard's mother：Howar,I`m home！！！！！！！！！！！
Howard：Oh，great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Howard's mother：Book club was cancelled.That thing on phyllis`s neck opened up again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Howard：I`m busy,ma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Howard's mother：Too busy to help your mother with her zipper?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Howard: Dont come in,Ma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Howard's mother:Why not?!!!!!!!!!!!
bernadette:He`s got company!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Howard:Oh! There`s the arrhythmia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Howard's mother:Is she Jewish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Howard:Are u Jewish?
Howard:No!
Howard:YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Howard's mother:Okay! Then u kids have fun! use protection!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Big bang theory S02 E19
Howard：Enouth with the guilt,Ma. We`ll still see each other. I`ll come over every night and have dinner with you.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Howard's mother:The hell you will! What am i running here, a fancy restaurant? Does this look like Olive Garden?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Howard:Okay, I get it, u`r angry. You dont`s wanna see your little bird leave th nest.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Howard's mother:Little bird? u`r almost 30! Fly,for god`s sake.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Howard: Sheldon's sick!
Mother: Were you playing with him?!
Howard: For God's sake, Ma, I'm 26 years old!
Mother: Excuse me, Mr. Grownup! What do you want for breakfast?!
Howard: Chocolate milk and Eggos, please!

Big bang theory S02 E23

H：Ma，I`m putting you on speakerphone with Raj`s parents. Can you tell them that you`r okay with me going to the Arctic?
Howard's mother：Arctic? I thought u said Arkansas
H:I didnt say that. u never listen to me.
Howard's mother：He doesnt tell me anything. He lives a secret life because he`s ashamed. 

Raj's mother：I told u no. Why dont u believe me?
Howard's mother：Cause it doesnt make sense to me.How can it be that in the entire country of Inda, there isnt one Outback Steakhouse?

Big bang theory S02 E12

Howard's mother：Howard, the phone is ringing!
H:Here`s a crazy idea, Ma:answer it!
Howard's mother:Hello? All right, hold on. It`s ur friend,Leonard! He wants to know Y u`r not at school today
H:I dont go to school, Ma,I work at a university.
Howard's mother：That`s school. Now pick up the phone!
H:I dont wanna talk to anybody.
Howard's mother：Should i ask Leonard to bring over your homework??
H: I dont hav homework. I`m a grown man with Master`s degree in Engineering!
Howard's mother：Excuse me, Mr Fancy-Pants. Want me to get u a popsicle?
H：Cherry, plz!
Howard's mother：I ate the cherry. All that`s left is green.
H:U make me wanna kill myself. 

Howard's mother：Howard, there`s a blonde girl, Patsy, here to see u.
H:Who?
Howard's mother：Okay, now she`s saying it`s Penny.
H:I dont wanna talk to her
P:Hey
H:Ma
Howard's mother：She ran past me. Was I supposed to tackle her?

Big bang theory S02 E01

Howard's mother：What`s going on? R u boys roughhousing?
H:We`r just talking, Ma.
Howard's mother：If u dont settle down right now,
I`m not gonna let u hav any more sleepovers.
H:For god`s sake,Ma, I`m 27 years old. And it`s not even a school night! 

Big bang theory S03 E09

Howard's mother： Howard! What are you doing in there?
Howard Wolowitz: I'm taking a bath!
Howard's mother：: I hope that's all you're doing! We share that tub!
Howard Wolowitz: Don't remind me!


Big bang theory S03 E10

Howard's mother：howard！I`M HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
H:Of course.
Howard's mother：Senior fitness was cancelled!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It turns out u can forget how to ride a bike!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I`m fine,but oy,did Sam Harpootian eat gravel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
H:That`s great ,Ma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Howard's mother：What`s great about an 80-year-old Armenian man with half his chin scraped off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
B：I guess i should go
H:Nono,dont move
Hey ma, can i have lamb stew for dinner?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Howard's mother:LAMP STEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I`d have to go to the supermarket!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
H:Please!!!!!!!!!!!! i got a real hankering
Howard's mother: Oh, i cant say no to my little tushy face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i`ll be back soon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
H:Thx ma!
XXOO,
Howard's mother: Do u want the regular pea or the Le seur!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
H: Always Le seur peas with lamb stew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hma:U`r right! when u`r right u`r right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
XXOO,
Howard's mother:What if they`r out of Le seur?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
H:Then get the regular!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Howard's mother：all right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!u dont hav to yell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!