This page is a collection of Quotes for Howard's mother by big bang theory fans!!
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The Quotes for Howard's mother
Big bang theory S02E16
Howard's mother:Howar,I`m home!!!!!!!!!!!
Howard:Oh,great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Howard's mother:Book club was cancelled.That thing on phyllis`s neck opened up again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Howard:I`m busy,ma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Howard's mother:Too busy to help your mother with her zipper?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Howard: Dont come in,Ma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Howard's mother:Why not?!!!!!!!!!!!
bernadette:He`s got company!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Howard:Oh! There`s the arrhythmia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Howard's mother:Is she Jewish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Howard:Are u Jewish?
Howard:No!
Howard:YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Howard's mother:Okay! Then u kids have fun! use protection!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
Big bang theory S02 E19
Howard:Enouth with the guilt,Ma. We`ll still see each other. I`ll come over every night and have dinner with you.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Howard's mother:The hell you will! What am i running here, a fancy restaurant? Does this look like Olive Garden?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Howard:Okay, I get it, u`r angry. You dont`s wanna see your little bird leave th nest.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Howard's mother:Little bird? u`r almost 30! Fly,for god`s sake.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Howard: Sheldon's sick! 
Mother: Were you playing with him?! 
Howard: For God's sake, Ma, I'm 26 years old! 
Mother: Excuse me, Mr. Grownup! What do you want for breakfast?! 
Howard: Chocolate milk and Eggos, please!
Big bang theory S02 E23 
H:Ma,I`m putting you on speakerphone with Raj`s parents. Can you tell them that you`r okay with me going to the Arctic? 
Howard's mother:Arctic? I thought u said Arkansas 
H:I didnt say that. u never listen to me. 
Howard's mother:He doesnt tell me anything. He lives a secret life because he`s ashamed.  
Raj's mother:I told u no. Why dont u believe me? 
Howard's mother:Cause it doesnt make sense to me.How can it be that in the entire country of Inda, there isnt one Outback Steakhouse?
Big bang theory S02 E12 
Howard's mother:Howard, the phone is ringing! 
H:Here`s a crazy idea, Ma:answer it! 
Howard's mother:Hello? All right, hold on. It`s ur friend,Leonard! He wants to know Y u`r not at school today 
H:I dont go to school, Ma,I work at a university. 
Howard's mother:That`s school. Now pick up the phone! 
H:I dont wanna talk to anybody. 
Howard's mother:Should i ask Leonard to bring over your homework?? 
H: I dont hav homework. I`m a grown man with Master`s degree in Engineering! 
Howard's mother:Excuse me, Mr Fancy-Pants. Want me to get u a popsicle? 
H:Cherry, plz! 
Howard's mother:I ate the cherry. All that`s left is green. 
H:U make me wanna kill myself.  
Howard's mother:Howard, there`s a blonde girl, Patsy, here to see u. 
H:Who? 
Howard's mother:Okay, now she`s saying it`s Penny. 
H:I dont wanna talk to her 
P:Hey 
H:Ma 
Howard's mother:She ran past me. Was I supposed to tackle her?
Big bang theory S02 E01 
Howard's mother:What`s going on? R u boys roughhousing? 
H:We`r just talking, Ma. 
Howard's mother:If u dont settle down right now, 
I`m not gonna let u hav any more sleepovers. 
H:For god`s sake,Ma, I`m 27 years old. And it`s not even a school night!  
Big bang theory S03 E09 
Howard's mother: Howard! What are you doing in there?  
Howard Wolowitz: I'm taking a bath!  
Howard's mother:: I hope that's all you're doing! We share that tub!  
Howard Wolowitz: Don't remind me!  
Big bang theory S03 E10 
Howard's mother:howard!I`M HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
H:Of course. 
Howard's mother:Senior fitness was cancelled!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
It turns out u can forget how to ride a bike!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
I`m fine,but oy,did Sam Harpootian eat gravel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
H:That`s great ,Ma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
Howard's mother:What`s great about an 80-year-old Armenian man with half his chin scraped off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
B:I guess i should go 
H:Nono,dont move 
Hey ma, can i have lamb stew for dinner?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
Howard's mother:LAMP STEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I`d have to go to the supermarket!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
H:Please!!!!!!!!!!!!  i got a real hankering 
Howard's mother: Oh, i cant say no to my little tushy face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
i`ll be back soon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
H:Thx ma!
XXOO,
Howard's mother: Do u want the regular pea or the Le seur!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
H: Always Le seur peas with lamb stew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
Hma:U`r right! when u`r right u`r right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
XXOO,
Howard's mother:What if they`r out of Le seur?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
H:Then get the regular!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Howard's mother:all right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!u dont hav to yell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!