May 6, 2011

Quotes for Howard's mother - Mrs. Walowitz

This page is a collection of Quotes for Howard's mother by big bang theory fans!!

"The Big Bang Theory: The Bad Fish Paradigm (#2.1)" (2008)
"The Big Bang Theory: The Pancake Batter Anomaly (#1.11)" (2008)
"The Big Bang Theory: The Dumpling Paradox (#1.7)" (2007)
"The Big Bang Theory: The Lizard-Spock Expansion (#2.8)" (2008)
"The Big Bang Theory: The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition (#2.19)" (2009)
"The Big Bang Theory: The Killer Robot Instability (#2.12)" (2009)
"The Big Bang Theory: The Monopolar Expedition (#2.23)" (2009)
The Big Bang Theory: The Cushion Saturation (#2.16)" (2009)
"The Big Bang Theory: The Vengeance Formulation (#3.9)" (2009)
"The Big Bang Theory: The Guitarist Amplification (#3.7)" (2009)  

The Quotes for Howard's mother



Big bang theory S02E16
Howard's mother:Howar,I`m home!!!!!!!!!!!
Howard:Oh,great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Howard's mother:Book club was cancelled.That thing on phyllis`s neck opened up again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Howard:I`m busy,ma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Howard's mother:Too busy to help your mother with her zipper?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Howard: Dont come in,Ma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Howard's mother:Why not?!!!!!!!!!!!
bernadette:He`s got company!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Howard:Oh! There`s the arrhythmia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Howard's mother:Is she Jewish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Howard:Are u Jewish?
Howard:No!
Howard:YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Howard's mother:Okay! Then u kids have fun! use protection!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Big bang theory S02 E19
Howard:Enouth with the guilt,Ma. We`ll still see each other. I`ll come over every night and have dinner with you.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Howard's mother:The hell you will! What am i running here, a fancy restaurant? Does this look like Olive Garden?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Howard:Okay, I get it, u`r angry. You dont`s wanna see your little bird leave th nest.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Howard's mother:Little bird? u`r almost 30! Fly,for god`s sake.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Howard: Sheldon's sick!
Mother: Were you playing with him?!
Howard: For God's sake, Ma, I'm 26 years old!
Mother: Excuse me, Mr. Grownup! What do you want for breakfast?!
Howard: Chocolate milk and Eggos, please!

Big bang theory S02 E23

H:Ma,I`m putting you on speakerphone with Raj`s parents. Can you tell them that you`r okay with me going to the Arctic?
Howard's mother:Arctic? I thought u said Arkansas
H:I didnt say that. u never listen to me.
Howard's mother:He doesnt tell me anything. He lives a secret life because he`s ashamed. 

Raj's mother:I told u no. Why dont u believe me?
Howard's mother:Cause it doesnt make sense to me.How can it be that in the entire country of Inda, there isnt one Outback Steakhouse?

Big bang theory S02 E12

Howard's mother:Howard, the phone is ringing!
H:Here`s a crazy idea, Ma:answer it!
Howard's mother:Hello? All right, hold on. It`s ur friend,Leonard! He wants to know Y u`r not at school today
H:I dont go to school, Ma,I work at a university.
Howard's mother:That`s school. Now pick up the phone!
H:I dont wanna talk to anybody.
Howard's mother:Should i ask Leonard to bring over your homework??
H: I dont hav homework. I`m a grown man with Master`s degree in Engineering!
Howard's mother:Excuse me, Mr Fancy-Pants. Want me to get u a popsicle?
H:Cherry, plz!
Howard's mother:I ate the cherry. All that`s left is green.
H:U make me wanna kill myself. 

Howard's mother:Howard, there`s a blonde girl, Patsy, here to see u.
H:Who?
Howard's mother:Okay, now she`s saying it`s Penny.
H:I dont wanna talk to her
P:Hey
H:Ma
Howard's mother:She ran past me. Was I supposed to tackle her?

Big bang theory S02 E01

Howard's mother:What`s going on? R u boys roughhousing?
H:We`r just talking, Ma.
Howard's mother:If u dont settle down right now,
I`m not gonna let u hav any more sleepovers.
H:For god`s sake,Ma, I`m 27 years old. And it`s not even a school night! 

Big bang theory S03 E09

Howard's mother: Howard! What are you doing in there?
Howard Wolowitz: I'm taking a bath!
Howard's mother:: I hope that's all you're doing! We share that tub!
Howard Wolowitz: Don't remind me!


Big bang theory S03 E10

Howard's mother:howard!I`M HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
H:Of course.
Howard's mother:Senior fitness was cancelled!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It turns out u can forget how to ride a bike!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I`m fine,but oy,did Sam Harpootian eat gravel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
H:That`s great ,Ma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Howard's mother:What`s great about an 80-year-old Armenian man with half his chin scraped off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
B:I guess i should go
H:Nono,dont move
Hey ma, can i have lamb stew for dinner?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Howard's mother:LAMP STEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I`d have to go to the supermarket!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
H:Please!!!!!!!!!!!! i got a real hankering
Howard's mother: Oh, i cant say no to my little tushy face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i`ll be back soon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
H:Thx ma!
XXOO,
Howard's mother: Do u want the regular pea or the Le seur!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
H: Always Le seur peas with lamb stew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hma:U`r right! when u`r right u`r right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
XXOO,
Howard's mother:What if they`r out of Le seur?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
H:Then get the regular!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Howard's mother:all right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!u dont hav to yell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4 comments:

  1. Sheldon shaking the boxes of strangers was not typical of his personality but lurking about in the foyer is not a great way to avoid meeting the new tenant. This episode is riddled with inconsistencies unless Sheldon is more worried about the type of person moving in which is conceivable. I honestly would never have time to watch anything if I couldn’t use the extra time to watch TV when I’m waiting around like when I was at the DMV the other day. Actually I wouldn’t be able to watch TV on my iPhone or Galaxy Tab if I didn’t discover about the Sling Adapter on besttvforme.com. Now I just record the shows on my Dish Network employee DVR and watch away when I’m away; works for live TV too.

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  2. People claim sheldon to be the main reason for the show's success... but I believe it's a team effort....Simon Helberg has the mimicking talent which is very rare to find...hats off to the show :) :D

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